Thursday, March 28, 2013

thighs of steel

At this rate, I'll be running a marathon next Friday.

I just ran 60 blocks! This is quite remarkable. You have to understand... I have never taken exercise seriously. Ever. I have stayed pretty slim, but that's due to a great metabolism and eating well. So this is exciting.

As a ran today, I envisioned myself running in some sort of race. Of course, in my fantasy, I crossed the finish line far before all the others in the competition. The officials handed me the trophy and I pranced off, all smiles and looking beautiful. My family and friends clapped and people asked for my autograph. The paparazi swarmed around me, searching for just one glimpse... okay, just kidding on everything after the winning part.

But seriously, I definitely need to sign up for something... but what? A mud race? A half marathon?

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